. Did you hear what we said? READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . MRS WORMWOOD You are a thief! An audience cheers. And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. It's from the library! She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. Yes, wonderful. Every life is a miracle! So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. Where is the maggot known as Nigel? Boys and girls! Now, can anyone read this? A party entertainer enters with balloons. New York, NY, Linda Ray The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . MATILDA A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. Lily-Rose. MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. That's all right, Jenny. An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. This it not your problem. You chose books. We all get carried away sometimes. Me, me, me, me. [He laughs.] They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical: Directed by Matthew Warchus. "Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. Now available for a limited licensing window! Oh, yeah. It was the biggest burp I had ever done. That is the biggest hug in the world. My mummy says I'm a miracle. How does that sound? Just get on your feet, Jenny. You have to force the little squits to toe the line! Don't put honey on your brother. 1. MRS PHELPS . She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. What's the matter, Bogtrotter? DOCTOR So, Matilda. MISS HONEY And I will Teach you a thing or two. National Green Hair Day! Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? . MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. Back before my life had eNded, Her mind? I did! "Right"? And remember to be extremely careful. MRS PHELPS What? DOCTOR I shall pound you. Stupid, nasty, stinking, slimy . The live stage adaptation takes place at Cambridge Theatre in London's West End and is booking throughout 2021 in to 2022. Don't be pathetic! MATILDA Mrs Phelps! Bambinatum! No. Matilda, you are so smart. (Bruce!) ], [She turns and walks back to her desk. Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. What a dear! My name is Miss Honey. DOCTOR Qui mon fella Italiano. But the "tomato" is a very good word. A DOCTOR enters. Inspired by the twisted genius of renowned children's author, Roald Dahl, Matilda the Musical is a captivating musical masterpiece that revels in the . Just because you find that life's not fair, it Matilda Wormwood is an exception . MATILDA MISS TRUNCHBULL . The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. Matilda! 24. [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. She's going to be your teacher. Just go back to school! Two times two is four. It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, But time is the one thing no one is master of. . The tyrannical headmistress at Matilda's school who despises children. I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. RUDOLPHO The scene unfreezes. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, No, Miss Trunchbull. Must be a strong comedic actor Sergei- age range 20s-60s, baritone, Russian mafia boss who is after Mr. Wormwood Doctor- age range 20s-60s, high tenor with a comfortable top A. But this little girl . . I did not! No! MISS TRUNCHBULL BIG KID [BEN] . . Well? MATILDA The vanity rises again, signifying morning. They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. . MR WORMWOOD . . Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos. And good luck with the Tolstoy. Now get out. Well, this isn't my room at all! They are good runners, sir. MATILDA It's the Trunchbull's speciality. MISS HONEY MISS HONEY Magnus was his name. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? And people would come from miles around: kings! Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. Good-bye, Miss Honey. I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". . Lavender? MATILDA opens a cupboard at the front of the stage. You She misses me so much. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Courtesy of Sony Pictures. Nigel . No one is as bold or tough as me. You see, my father died when I was very young. Nicholas Nickleby . ". And yet, every single life, Oh, yes. TOMMY My daddy says I'm his special little guy! Please, stand, and do as much as you can. NIGEL lies down on the ground. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. BRUCE alice i am a princess bruce and i am a prince lavender, amanda, alice, hortensia mum says i'm an angel sent down from the sky bruce, eric, reginald my daddy says i'm his special little soldier, no one is as handsome, strong as me. [They start chattering. . One look at my face and it's plain to see. She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. Gender: Female Range: D5 - C4 Has incredible upper-body strength. . Yes. You are going to march in there and give them a piece of your mind. No one's gonna care if you don't care, She sat down, and when she got up . MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. Matilda the Musical is an Olivier Award-winning musical written by Dennis Kelly, with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin. Don't hide it under a bushel. Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. [to Nigel] When did this happen? The Secret Garden . We can have our cake and eat it , Ah-ah-aah-ah Not the end of your nose. MRS PHELPS If you want to throw the hammer for your country. The more you'll just look like a fool. What about the Russians? No one is as handsome, strong as me. MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. . MATILDA It's not even eight thirty! MISS TRUNCHBULL Mrs Phelps? Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! Just because you find that life's not fair, it MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. Just knock on the door. I don't believe Matilda's that kind of child at all. [She puts the book in the cupboard and hurries to the hat rack with a bottle reading "sooper gloo". Matilda - Musical. The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. Is it time for school yet, mum? DOCTOR You can read words. MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. Why? MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. Leave it alone, Jenny. . . Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. A delightfully offbeat adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl adventure, a boy and his insect friends take an amazing journey across the ocean. Hmm. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. She has never seen a! MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. Prettier barrelina! You don't use sympathy or tenderness. A contract is a contract is a contract! In the cupboard. MATILDA . as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . This child doesn't have a "thingie" . Oh I've got a plane to catch at three. Mrs. Zinnia Wormwood. Read More. And now she's after me! Why would you want green hair? [She underlines the sentence on the board.]. CHILDREN NIGEL A little less flat, a lot more heel. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! You are not alone. Find clues for Popular English music hall entertainer born Matilda Alice Victoria Wood in 1870 (5,5) or most any crossword answer or clues for crossword . Hide me! Meet Matilda. Hello! Past Matilda. They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. You cannot see squat . A spotlight searches the theater. and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. DOCTOR And this . She seems not to know that she's special at all. Tricks!" CHILDREN You're almost finished. Then your mummy is a twit! Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. Matilda JR - Musical. She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. Theater Quotes. The subsequent fall was inevitable. Of course I am. We have everything . MATILDA holds her a dramatic pose, holding the large book above her head. Oh, cook . You can be all cynical, CHILDREN 1 As I started my spin, did I look at the view? . The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. My daddy says I'm his special little . Music and Lyrics by Tim Minchin. google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. MR WORMWOOD An exception. See more ideas about matilda quotes matilda musicals. Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. . This living 'ell. You shall be . If you took your time , CHILDREN We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Specialness is de rigueur. LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. What about me, then? Matilda The Musical is about Matilda Wormwood - an extraordinary child who has a gift for learning and other unusual talents. She stops in triumph. My daddy says I'm his special little guy! FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 Winter Jarrett Glasspool as Amanda Thripp: Matilda's classmate whose pigtail braids trigger a scary moment with Mrs. Trunchbull. You've not got the spine. . MATILDA collects her books. to the rules. Yes, sir. That kids like me should be against the law. We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely, This still, unbroken skin, Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. Oh, yes. And today is a very special day: your first day of school! Eleven times two is twenty-two. Oh, my lovely hair! And so you think you're able Come on!] MRS WORMWOOD See how they shine? MATILDA sits down reading a book. So give me more cake! It was the worst of times. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. You missed it. And even if you put in heaps of effort, Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky. Well, then stop her reading! Not even when the hammer left my hands He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. Jane Eyre . . That love and fate and a touch of stupidity But the one thing . A member of the mafia! Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. They then saunter off. ( 3.5 stars) Behold a . A little less dressing like your mum. No! And what sort of teacher would I be The scene changes to the library. Dad too. //-->. . Bruce Alternate . To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt. [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST MATILDA MISS TRUNCHBULL . What we all suspected. Yes. Oh, my good Lord! MISS HONEY turns and sees MISS TRUNCHBULL watching various video screens playing footage of her Olympic games while an announcer narrates dimly in the background. Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, A life. Look! New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall Wot? They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. Results may vary. . It's . Okay. What kind of society would that be? MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. "Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, someone like the kind, courageous people in her books." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. MRS PHELPS Back before my life had ended, What? Pathetic, little me. And . Get out of it! . That lady? Well, you got a light. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, You have to stay inside the circle all the time. To fetch a pail of water. The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. You'd better hide! Look at these trophies. Past Alice. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two? [to MATILDA] You! Everyone's favorite ogre is back in this hilarious stage spectacle, based on the Oscar-winning smash hit film and outrageous Broadway musical. MISS HONEY BIG KID [BEN] . "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! [CHILDREN] My mummy says I'm a miracle. He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! Now, that is how you do it! MISS TRUNCHBULL . Hat seems to be, er . But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. . Tess of the D'urbervilles . This is Rudolpho! Good hair means a good brain. MR WORMWOOD You can be all cynical, That's exactly what you've done. Thank you for suggesting it. MRS WORMWOOD Absolute silence. . Every student has grown in confidence and skill; singing songs and learning crazy, complex choreography. LAVENDER If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. The group sets off party poppers down the line. This uncorrupted mind. MR WORMWOOD What is the school motto, Miss Honey? Miracle! 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